Springtime in a Nutshell

Hehe, puns.

I don't know about you guys, but the beginning of May is always such an interesting transition for me. You go from a blizarding behemoth of snow on your doorstep every single day to this muddy yet excruciatingly warm weather in less than two weeks. Of course this does allow for a few random showers and snow storms on your birthday every year or so, not like it got old five years ago. Thanks Utah. Anyways, the dawn of spring is upon us so we must commence the festivities!

A Day to Remember

Hey, hey look what I saw when I logged in this morning? 

Oh yeah, that's right buddy, I hit three thousand views this morning. So as a remembrance of this wonderful day, I shall give you what you have all been wanting and continue to desire even though I promised this blog wasn't all about me: an excerpt of "ma teenage life".

Birthday Boys

My brother turned eleven on Friday, meaning a whole world of chaos would erupt on Saturday when his party started. Since I am not eleven, and I am not a boy, I had no idea how this was going to end. Four tweenagers, three two-liter bottles of soda, and hockey skates. Lord help us.

My expression throughout the entire night. Schmidt understands me.
Courtesy of Mashable

Best Quotes:

"<boy's name>, you look really tired"
*stands up* "Oh no, I can party all night long"


Boy: "So if you see an ugly guy at school you go like this..." *goes in for high-five* "Oh wait!" *takes hand back and combs through hair* "smooooth!"

When I asked for a recording of that one of the boys said, "Suure baby, for five dollars I'll do it for ya!" Like when did you become a fifth grade smooth-talker? Oh and did I mention, I never got that video... why did I trust eleven year old boys?


*looking at a picture of the local figure skaters*
Boy: "Hey, bro, which one do you think is the hottest?"
Me: "B-but they're ten!"
Boy: "Still hot am I right?" (mind you, they're eleven)

When playing Slender (starring moi as Slender):
Me: "Just tell them that Mom wants all the boys inside for hot cocoa, they'll have to come down!"
Boy: "Oh no... that's too evil." His face was pure shock and amazement in my malicious plan.

Party Time

Ugh... Ugh... UGHHHHHH....

Why am I sighing with great emphasis you may ask? <sigh> I forgot to post my Day After Valentine's post before I went to a party.

What have I done. I'm sorry to have disappointed you. I know the drill, dishonor on me, dishonor on my cow, dishonor on my whole family. Why?! It was good, reeeal good. Of course, I can't go back and just edit it or anything because it talked about everything I did on Valentine's Day in a day after perspective. It was fantastic, and now I have failed you. I'm sorry readers, but I do have a surprise for you instead of that post if you'd like! Read on to see my special surprise!